Podcast :: Under The Bridge #12: I Saw Chris Wollard In Ken’s Kebabs

“…it’s called, ‘My Bastard Child The Monkey’…and the band’s called Gorillaz” – Ian Critchley

After a few tech issues (there’s always something, isn’t there) Under The Bridge is back. Episode #12: I Saw Chris Wollard In Ken’s Kebabs – a subtitle inspired by an El Morgan Facebook status update from six months ago – is not the only offering we’ll be delivering unto you this festive season. As per usual it’s a show full of debauchery and everything should be taken in good humor and with a pinch of salt. This week we discussed how Rihanna hypnotizes her listeners, the awesomeness of the new Crazy Arm single and we took at look at our nominations for Album of the year.

Go on, have a listen:

Under The Bridge #12: I Saw Chris Wollard In Ken’s Kebabs (right click/ctrl + click to download or Subscribe for free on iTunes)


News

  • Sonisphere Lineup News
  • Biffy Clyro Talk X-Factor
  • Frank Turner Playing Intimate London Show
  • Earache Records Merch Shop Now Open
  • Coldplay Making Concept Album
  • Get Free Angels & Airwaves DVD With Macbeth Shoes Purchase
  • Sharks Signed By Rise Records
  • Gorillaz Bassist Hasn’t Had A Stroke
  • Pre-Order New Against Me! 7″
  • Ja Rule Arrested
  • Yo Gotti and OG Boo Dirty Involved In Brawl, Shooting

Main Topic

  • Album Of The Year

Podcast :: Under The Bridge #11: Bum Tish Skillz

“Is it gay if you have a dream about sucking yourself off, but you don’t cum?” – Ian Critchley

With Ian back from his holidays and a busy week ahead of us, we got around to recording episode 11 of Under The Bridge. This week we were joined by our favorite ex-pat Kris Smith to let you know what was going on in the world of music. Prepare for laughs as we discuss cheese rolling in Portsmouth, Blink-182’s UK tour and Sweeden’s population of cats. Kris tried to talk about John Coltrane, but we talked over him. Shame.

This week our music comes from Frank Turner — ‘St. Christopher Is Coming Home’, ‘I Still Believe’, ‘Try This At Home’, ‘The Ballad Of Me & My Friends’

Go on, have a listen – Under The Bridge #11: Bum Tish Skillz (right click/ctrl + click to download or subscribe on iTunes!)


News

  • Southsea Fest wins ‘Best Event’ in Portsmouth’s The Guide Awards
  • David Lynch to release electro album. Single already released.
  • Laura Marling cancels tonight gig due to snow.
  • Blink-182 add 3 more dates to their UK tour
  • Elton John calls Oasis brothers “silly sods.”
  • System of a down confirmed for Download 2011.
  • ‘Give Peace A Chance’ gets new verse.
  • Jay-Z & Beyonce will make great parents, says her mum.
  • Rival Schools interview and acoustic set on Punktastic.com.
  • Panic at the disco to release their album March 8th 2011.

Outro
Emails

  • Good reception to the video
  • Good reception to the podcast
  • Send your emails to utbcast@gmail.com

Where Can We Find You On The Internet?

Anthony

Ian

Kris

The Podcast

Moon & Back

Housekeeping

Stuff worth mentioning

  • Interview :: Sean from Your First Mistake
  • Going Underground :: Leagues Apart
  • Canada, Eh? :: The Flatliners
  • Brothers In Arms – Famous Siblings In Rock & Roll – Jon Whitelaw
  • Interview :: Andrew Jackson Jihad
  • Album Review :: Buffoon – Familiar Sounds
  • Album Review :: Tinashe – Saved
  • Interview :: Buffoon
  • Interview :: Less Than Jake

Coming Soon

  • Interview – Chuck Ragan
  • Interview – The Menzingers
  • EP Review – Frank Turner – Rock & Roll
  • Video Interview – Jonah Matranga
  • Dicking Around Presents… Jonah Matranga (Again!)
  • Dicking Around Up North/With Frank Turner
  • Interview – Frank Turner
  • Interview – Dive Dive
  • Carolling With Crazy Arm
  • Interview :: Crazy Arm

Finally

  • Rate and review & subscribe to the podcast on iTunes
  • Visit Moon & Back Music
  • Visit Unrated Music
  • Send your emails to – utbcast@gmail.com
  • John Berna’s Words Of Wisdom –

Podcast :: Under The Bridge #10: “Duke I is nou ervo .-“

“Suffolk can’t have a lord, it doesn’t even have a post office” – Ian Critchley

No, you’re not seeing things. This is another episode of Under The Bridge. We’ve not taken the podcast weekly, it’s just Ian (a.k.a. Jesus King Of The Gods) is in Spain and wouldn’t be able to record next week, as planned. Rather than have you lot stew for a week whilst he’s getting all tantastic, we recorded a week early. I can hear you all saying “aww, bless” in unison now.

Anyway, this week it’s not just us two providing you with a dose of bullshit. We’ve also got, Editor In Chief of Unrated Music, Jeff Clemens on the show. He chimes in on this week’s most pressing issues, whilst adding a touch of Canadian class to proceedings. On the cards for this episode: Michael Jackson’s posthumous album, more on Kanye West being his arrogant self and we talk about Lord Dani Filth…yes, Lord.

Go on, have a listen – Under The Bridge #10: “Duke I is nou ervo .-“ (right click/ctrl click + save to download or subscribe on iTunes)


News

  • Bomb The Music Industry to cover Weezer’s Blue Album
  • Eminem finds dating difficult
  • New Jacko song is real
  • Punktastic detail new compilation
  • Kanye West gives ‘concert’ on plane
  • Thin Lizzy to tour UK in 2011
  • Cradle Of Filth frontman becomes Lord

Emails

Where Can We Find You On The Internet?

Anthony

Ian

Jeff

The Podcast

Moon & Back

Dicking Around Productions

Podcast :: Under The Bridge #9: We Should Have Gone To University, So We Did

Ian and Jamie Lenman (formerly of Reuben)

“I could go for a lefty, but that’s just messy” – Ian Critchley

After another ‘lost episode’ (one that should have featured guests), here’s episode 9 of Under The Bridge. This week we had a bit of a Reuben theme to our episode. For the ill informed, Reuben was an alternative rock band from Surrey that split up in 2008. There’s a campaign to get their song ‘Christmas Is Awesome’ to the top of the charts this Christmas and we’re fully behind that. Also this week: We announce a new ‘worlds nicest man’, we tell you why NATO canceled an Arcade Fire gig and tell you about a bunch of cool bands touring the US.

Tracklist:

  • Blamethrower
  • Every Time A Teenager Listens To Drum & Bass A Rockstar Dies
  • The Weight Of The World
  • Suffocation Of The Soul
  • Agony/Agatha

Go on, have a listen – Under The Bridge #9: We Should Have Gone To University, So We Did (right click/ctrl + click to download)


Main Topic
Make Reuben’s ‘Christmas Is Awesome’ number 1 in the UK charts this Christmas!

News

  • Chuck Ragan ousts Jonah Matranga as ‘World’s Nicest Man’
  • Plan B not looking to crack America
  • North American Tour News (Quick mention)
  • XFM Winter Wonderland lineups announced (Quick Mention)
  • Johnny Cash memorabilia up for auction
  • Public Enemy raise $75,000 for fan-funded album
  • Foo Fighers to play two shows in…Milton Keynes
  • NATO Cancel Arcade Fire Gig
  • Taylor Swift likes a man to ‘take charge of her’
  • George Harrison once tricked Paul McCartney into thinking he was his dead mother
  • MC Hammer disses Jay-Z. Jay-Z doesn’t care
  • Lil’ Wayne released from prison (Quick Mention)
  • Justin Beiber gets bullied on the Internet

Outro

  • Emails
  • Send your emails to underthebridge@gmail.com

Where Can We Find You On The Internet?

Anthony

Ian

The Podcast

Moon & Back

Housekeeping

Stuff worth mentioning

  • Album review – Robert Plant – ‘Band Of Joy’ by Jonathan Whitelaw
  • Interview – Oli Wood (Above Them)
  • Goiing Underground – Yashin
  • Album Review – Morrissey – ‘Bona Drag (20th Anniversary Edition)’
  • Promo – Frank Turner -’I Still Believe’
  • Going Underground – Hans Island
  • EP review – Under Stars & Gutters – ‘Soundtrack To This City’ by Joe Brownridge
  • Album review – Bad Religion – ‘The Dissent Of Man’
  • Album review – Dave Acari – ‘Devil’s Left Hand’

Coming Soon

  • Interview – Andrew Jackson Jihad
  • Interview – Austin Lucas, Jon Snodgrass, Cory Branan, Chole Manor (video)
  • Album review – N*E*R*D – Nothing
  • Dicking Around in London

Finally

  • Rate and review the podcast on iTunes
  • Shout out to Matt Volp for the fantastic new logos
  • John Berna’s Words Of Wisdom

Podcast :: Under The Bridge – Episode 8: Pegwarmers

“Ray Charles is what you need to set the mood…Then you slap on your Hot Water Music and just pound the crap out of her.” – Ian Critchley

We’re back again to bring you an eighth dose of Under The Bridge goodness. It’s as crude and laughter-filled as usual, but without Barlow’s Vader-esque breathing. There’s a lot of news in there and we also had a bit of a chat with Well Wisher. All in all, we have an awesome show for you.

This week we chatted about some of the music industry’s more arrogant folks. Kanye west was compared to Morrissey after an outburst about suicide, Barlow’s gone through one of his ‘phases’ again and we don’t fail to bring the laughs with news on Justin Bieber’s latest gaff.

This week’s music was provided by Well Wisher:

  • Pegwarmers
  • Fill Me, Filmy
  • Tops Off
  • White Krunk

Go on, have a listen

Under The Bridge – Episode 8: Pegwarmers. (Right click/ctrl + click to download)


Well Wisher Interview

News

Breaking News: Morrissey Says Something Nice!

  • Hails, Doll & The Kicks singer, Hannah Scanlon “the best british singer in years”
  • “When I first saw Doll & The Kicks live, I could not, even with the best will in the world, look away,” explained Morrissey. “I can’t be reasoned with where Hannah is concerned – she is the best British singer of recent years. She will sing an entire song without any breathing lulls, and the boys seal her confidence brilliantly. How they work off each other is the most any group could give; the soft tones as arresting as the muscular tones. They certainly deserve far more serious treatment than they have received.”
  • “The fact that they remain unsigned is bizarre beyond belief, but insofar as I can tell, the entire point of the X Factor culture is to starve genuine music out of existence – whether that be Doll & The Kicks, or, for that matter, me,” he noted. “What this means, I think, is that, these days, being blacklisted from the game is a compliment, and you can’t continue to pledge allegiance to the world of music if it doesn’t pledge allegiance to you.”
  • Hannah said she was honored.

Vans Music Night Details

  • Fenix TX headline Stage 1
  • Dead Swans headline stage 2
  • The lineup is pretty fucked.

The Hold Steady Announce February Dates

  • Bristol Academy – 5th February
  • Birmingham Academy – 6th February
  • Newcastle Academy – 8th February
  • Glasgow ABC – 9th February
  • Manchester Ritz – 13th February
  • Leeds University – 14th February

Frank Turner Minute

  • Frank’s new EP will be titled ‘Rock & Roll’ and will be released on December 6th.

First Few Bands Announced For Groezrock

  • NOFX, Further Seems Forever, Millencolin, Dashboard Confessional, Piebald and Teenage Bottlerocket all on the bill.

Jerry Lee Lewis writing autobiography

  • Plans to release it in 2012
  • He says: “I have spent my life listening to those who know so little say so much about me and my life. I am ready to say a whole lot about why I lived my life the way I did. People can read it, burn it, or never give it another thought. Either way the truth is about to be told, and I’m the only man still standing who can touch it.”

Culture Club to reform in 2012

  • 30th anniversary tour
  • Boy George says: “We’re definitely doing it, in 2012. Our D-Day is April 30, which is the same day as our first-ever single release, “White Boy”… it’s going to be great fun. If we don’t do it now we’ll do it when we’re 60, which will be really tragic.”
  • Last played in 2002 for their 20th anniversary

Kanye West Suicided and has album cover banned

  • Told the audience watching his film “Runnaway” he had considered killing himself.
  • Described himself as a pop icon and a “solider for culture”. Before saying: “I will not give up on life again.”

Justin Beiber Bullied by 12-year old.

  • 12-year old boy claims the ‘singer’ hit him during a game of laser tag in Toronto, Canada
  • The kid apparently cornered him, shooting him repeatedly, before Bieber said enough was enough. The kid responded: That’s enough.” The little kid then asked, “What are you gonna do about it, faggot?”
  • Bieber pushed the kid’s hand away, and now the family are suing him for assault.

Outro

Emails

  • Last week’s music was great. I’ve now bought Above Them’s album off iTunes – Simon Lee
  • No words of wisdom last week, what gives? – Anon.

Where Can We Find You On The Internet?

    • Anthony
  • Twitter – AntBarlow
  • Facebook – Anthony Barlow
  • Blog – willneverearnit.tumblr.com
    • Ian
  • Facebook – Harmonica Frank
  • Blog – youmakemecringe.tumblr.com

Housekeeping

    • Stuff worth mentioning
  • Abi Thommes Going Underground
  • The Xcerts Album Review
  • Well Wisher EP review

Coming Soon

  • Bad Religion – The Dissent Of Man album review
  • Oli Wood Interview
  • Andrew Jackson Jihad Interview
  • Dicking Around in London coming soon
  • Jon Snodgrass, Austin Lucas, Cory Branan Video Interview
  • Morrissey – Bona Drag (20th Anniversary Edition) album review

Finally

  • Follow Moon & Back on Twitter @mandbmusic
  • Like us on Facebook – Facebook.com/UnderTheBridge
  • Rate the podcast on iTunes
  • Shout out to Matt Volp for the fantastic new artwork!
  • John Berna’s Words Of Wisdom.
  • Bird Barlow fancies

Podcast :: Under The Bridge – Episode 7: Love Boobs. Hate Cancer.

“Flaming Labias…Bubbling Chi-Chi’s…Vaginal Explosion…What were we talking about again?” – Ian Critchley

Under The Bridge returns this week with a slightly new format. We’ve tweaked it a little and have actually managed to get it down to just under an hour (before editing). Don’t worry, the same amount of banter is still there. It’s just a lot more focused. You’ll enjoy it more now, mainly because you’ll be able to listen to the whole thing without falling asleep.

This week we talked a bit about the Against Me tour cancellation, Dave Grohl vs. The Scissor Sisters and even Joe McElderry. The big talking point this episode was Lexapalooza – the all day gig in London dedicated to Lexi Burrows in aid of Breast Cancer Campaign. It’s just a shame we couldn’t get this up before the gig on Saturday. We’ll talk more about how the gig went on the next show.

This week’s music was provided by, Pontefract punkers, Above Them:

. For Those Who Paved The Way

. Put Your Heart Into This

. Give It Up To Start Again

. Perfect Like Life

. Keep Smiling

Go on, have a listen

Under The Bridge – Episode 7: Love Boobs. Hate Cancer. (Right click/ctrl + click to download)


Main Topic

Lexapalooza

  • Talk a bit about the gig/day
  • Talk a bit about the cause
  • Who was there? Who do we rate?

News

Dave Grohl Sues Scissor Sisters

  • Suing the band, the venue, ticketmaster, their label and everyone else for $75million
  • Listen to the interview.

New 7” Coming From Chris Wollard & The Ship Thieves

  • Sound Bully Recordings announced this earlier in the week
  • Two new songs
  • Released October 29th at The Fest 9
    • Limited To 500 Copies

Fat Wreck Brining Back ‘Fat Music’ Series

  • Volume 7 – Harder, Fatter + Louder is coming out on November 23rd
  • Features artists such as: NOFX, The Lawrence Arms, Against Me!, Smoke Or Fire and Dillinger Four

Against Me! Cancel UK/European Tour

  • Due to “unforseen circumstances”
  • Crazy Arm, Fucked Up, Japanese Voyeurs trying to “salvage” some dates
    • Vans night looks on track
  • Everyone is gutted. Fans and bands both.

Germs Of Perfection

  • We now have details on that Bad Religion tribute album.
  • A new track streamed daily on MySpace
  • Barlow’s Daily Feature

Joe McElderry Almost Wet Himself At A Beyonce Gig

  • Spent the entire show needing a piss.

Outro

Emails

Where Can We Find You On The Internet?

Anthony

  • Twitter – AntBarlow
  • Facebook – Anthony Barlow
  • Blog – willneverearnit.tumblr.com

Ian

  • Facebook – Harmonica Frank
  • Blog – youmakemecringe.tumblr.com

Housekeeping

Stuff worth mentioning

  • Sundowner – We Chase The Waves album review
  • Germs Of Perfection daily feature.
  • Going Underground is back!

Coming Soon

  • Bad Religion – The Dissent Of Man album review
  • Well Wisher EP review
  • Oli Wood Interview
  • Andrew Jackson Jihad Interview
  • The Xcerts Album Review
  • Dicking Around in London coming soon

Finally

  • Follow Moon & Back on Twitter @mandbmusic
  • Like us on Facebook – Facebook.com/UnderTheBridge
  • Rate the podcast on iTunes
  • Shout out to Matt Volp for the fantastic new artwork!
  • John Berna’s Words Of Wisdom.

Podcast :: Under The Bridge – Episode 6: Off Down To Sarfsee

“Stop being bastards.” – Ian Critchley

After a week of absence due to some technical problems Under The Bridge is back! As per usual we mention Frank Turner, Fake Problems, and Crazy Arm. This time around we discuss our best and worst gig stories and take some from ‘the community’. The stories of Southsea Fest are in there too. We also tried to make it a little shorter, so you don’t get bored half way though. Check out the show notes below.

If you want to send us questions, suggestions or anything else email barlow.ant@gmail.com

This week’s music:

. ‘Amazing Girl’ – El Morgan

. ‘Blah, Blah, Blah’ – El Morgan & The Arteries

. ‘Bridges Over Broken Hearts’ – Kelly Kemp & Bangers

. ‘Thousand Nights Of Fun’ – El Morgan

. ‘Ballroom’ – El Morgan & The Arteries

.’The Great Fall Down’ – Kelly Kemp & Bangers

. ‘Your Life (Is Your Direction)’ – NoComply

Under The Bridge – Episode 6: Off Down To Sarfsee


Show Notes:

News

  • Fake Problems ‘Real Ghosts Caught On Tape’ is out
  • Crazy Arm Tour with Against Me!, Fucked Up, Japanese Voyeurs
    • OCTOBER
      • 8th – White Rabbit, Plymouth (Darren Johns acoustic solo show, with The Xcerts)
      • 9th – London (with The Dissociates + more) TBC
      • 10th – Prince Albert, Brighton (with Attack! Vipers! + Kepi Ghoulie + Trippin Violet)
      • 22nd – Mo’ Live, Southampton (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 23rd – Slam Dunk, Manchester (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + lots more)
      • 24th – Solus, Cardiff (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 25th – Academy, Bristol (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 26th – Kasbah, Coventry (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 27th – QMU, Glasgow (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 28th – Rock City, Nottingham (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 29th – Met University, Leeds (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 31st – University, Plymouth (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • NOVEMBER
      • 1st – Junction, Cambridge (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 2nd – Academy, Oxford (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 3rd – Electric Ballroom, London (with Against Me! + Fucked Up + Japanese Voyeurs)
      • 5th – Trix Club, Antwerp, Belgium (with Against Me!)
      • 7th – La Maroquinerie, Paris, France (with Against Me!)
      • 8th – Melkweg, Amsterdam, Holland (with Against Me!)
      • 9th – Live Music Hall, Cologne, Germany (with Against Me!)
      • 10th – Vega, Copenhagen, Denmark (with Against Me!)
      • 11th – Debaser Slussen, Stockholm, Sweden (with Against Me!)
      • 12th – Garage, Oslo, Norway (with Against Me!)
      • 14th – Markthalle, Hamburg, Germany (with Against Me!)
      • 15th – Longhorn, Stuttgart, Germany (with Against Me!)
      • 16th – Garage, Saarbrucken, Germany (with Against Me!)
      • 17th – Backstage, Munich, Germany (with Against Me!)
      • 18th – Huxleys, Berlin, Germany (with Against Me!)
      • 20th – Kofmehl, Solothurn, Switzerland (with Against Me!)
      • 21st – TBC, Bologna, Italy (with Against Me!)
      • 22nd – TBC, Venice, Italy (with Against Me!)
  • Zutons singer nutted some cunt
    • Found guilty after admitting to assault. Said it was in self defence.
    • Headbutted some guy after his girlfriend was insulted
  • Hawthrone Heights to support Amberlin
    • GLASGOW Garage (15)
    • LEEDS Cockpit (16)
    • MANCHESTER Academy II (17)
    • CARDIFF Millenium Music Hall (19)
    • NORWICH Waterfront (20)
    • PORTSMOUTH Wedgewood Rooms (21)
    • LONDON Islington Academy (22)
  • Enter Shikari announce Christmas show
    • Gig at Hertfordshire uni on Dec. 18th
    • Support from Rolo Tomassi and Young Guns
  • Yellowcard recording new album, says Twitter
  • Fenix TX announce tour
    • Oct 19 2010 Wedgewood Room Portsmouth, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 20 2010 Rescue Room Nottingham, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 21 2010 Sugarmill Stoke-on-Trent, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 22 2010 Fibbers, York York, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 23 2010 The Academy Manchester, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 24 2010 Cathouse Glasgow, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 25 2010 O2 Academy 2 Newcastle, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 27 2010 Slade Room Wolverhampton, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 28 2010 Corporation Sheffield, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 29 2010 Six Feet Under Newport, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 30 2010 Academy 2 Oxford, UNITED KINGDOM
    • Oct 31 2010 Freeze Festival London, UNITED KINGDOM
  • The Drums will continue as a three-piece
    • They released a statement saying Adam Kessler had left the band
      • “There have been some questions as to recent events and we are sad to confirm that Adam Kessler has left The Drums. The Drums (Jonny, Jacob and Connor) will continue as a three member band, and though we are distressed by recent events we are excited for the future. Despite recent reports, we haven’t replaced anyone. We have started work on the new album and are all thrilled to be embarking on our first US tour this month and returning to the UK in November to play concerts. We thank you all for your support and will see you soon”
  • Wyclef Jean gives up on Hatian presidency to promote new record
  • Michael Jackson MMO being developed
    • Planet Michael Jackson will launch next year
    • Will allow Michael Jackson fans to meet in ‘an immersive virtual space themed after iconic visuals drawn from Michael’s music, his life, and the global issues that concerned him.’
  • 50 Cent has told his followers he’d like to find a woman online
    • ‘A yal be on twitter meeting each other. Then yal be f***ing this s**t is crazy. I wanta find me a bad b**ch on twitter. Lol’
  • The Frank Turner Minute:
    • Frank’s covered ‘ADT’ by Fake Problems. You can listen on his YouTube channel
    • He’s also on the Bad Religion compilation being put out by Spin. He’s covering ‘My Poor Friend Me’
    • New album coming in “spring”
      • Recording in January
      • Some songs with the band, some without

Main Topic

  • Gig stories

What Anthony’s Been Listening To

  • El Morgan + Kelly Kemp
  • Crazy Arm
  • Above Them
  • Fake Problems
  • Apologies, I Have None
  • Look Mexico

What Ian’s Been Listening To

  • Chuck Ragan
  • Kelly Kemp/El Morgan
  • Apologies, I have none
  • Thin Lizzy

Emails/Questions – Email address – underthebridgecast@gmail.com

  • Is Ian really gay? – Anon. via Formspring
  • You guys are so sexy. How do you do it? – Anon. via Formspring
  • Do you guys find it hard to review albums like you’d bought them? – Chris

Outro:

John Berna’s Words Of Wisdom

  • When women say size doesn’t matter they’re lying. Show them your bank account sum and watch how fast they’ll run. – John Berna (2010)

DON’T PANIC

Where Can We Find You On The Internet?

  • @AntBarlow on Twitter
  • Anthony Barlow on Facebook
  • Anthony’s Blog – willneverearnit.tumblr.com
  • Harmonica Frank on Facebook
  • Ian’s Blog – youmakemecringe.tumblr.com
  • @ UTBCast on Twitter
  • Facebook page – http://facebook.com/UnderTheBridge

Housekeeping

    • Go and read our stuff at Moon & Back Music
      • Get Up Kids gig review
    • Coming Up
      • Sundowner – We Chase The Waves album review
      • Kelly Kemp & Bangers/El Morgan & Arteries EP review
      • Southsea writeup
      • Going Underground
      • Dicking Around in Southsea video
    • @Mandbmusic on Twitter
    • This week’s music is provided by El Morgan, The Arteries, Kelly Kemp, Bangers & NoComply
      • Kelly Kemp & Bangers/El Morgan & The Arteries split 7″ – October 11th

Podcast :: Under The Bridge – Episode 5: Lovely, Grovelly, Gravelly Groans

© Matt Volp 2010

“The Blackout are turd…they’ve got, like, two singers and they shouldn’t even have one” – Ian Critchley

Anthony was a little under the weather this week. His sore throat and bastardly, nature combined with a love for The Lawrence Arms, made ‘Lovely, Grovelly, Gravelly Groans’ the perfect subtitle for episode 5. This week we discuss music videogames and what we think of them, our disdain for festivals, how Tupac, Biggie, Elvis and Kurt Cobain are all living on the island from LOST (complete with polar bear!), John Berna brings us more words of widsom and it’s as unsavory as ever. Lovely!

This week’s music is a little different to the usual fare we use as jingles. The soothing tones of the Vitamin String Quartet split up our segments this week, but can you guess which songs they’re playing? All will be revealed at the end of the show. So, go on, have a listen! (The list is also available at the end of the show notes and in the description on iTunes, if you want to cheat).

Under The Bridge – Episode 5: Lovely, Grovelly, Gravelly Groans


News

  • New Frank Turner EP confirmed for November
    • New full-length in “Early 2011”
    • Album with Jon Snodgrass
  • Blink-182 coming back to the UK next summer
  • Canterbury join The Blackout & Set Your Goals as support for You Me At Six’s next UK tour
  • Meatloaf announces UK tour dates
    • We have to interview Meatloaf!
  • Katy Perry has been offered $340,000 to judge the US version of X-Factor
  • Green Day planning new live album
    • The news was announced during a show in Colorado
    • They also played a new song
  • Axl Rose is in loads of shit with festival promoters
    • GNR turned up an hour late at Reading
    • Gave promoters shit at Leeds – Be safe getting out of here. And for the problems with the promoters: fuck you.’
  • Rod Steward’s 8th child to be his last
  • Leona Lewis is a bitch
    • Didn’t speak to her support act, Gabriella Climi, whilst on tour
  • Susan Boyle has moved house
  • Jacko’s kids are having trouble fitting in at school due to bodyguards
    • No shit, Sherlock!

Main Topic

  • Music videogames: a discussion
  • Festivals: a discussion.

What Anthony’s Been Listening To:

  • Vitamin String Quartet
  • Real Ghosts Caught On Tape…still
  • Dan Andriano/Mike Felmulee split

What Ian’s Been Listening To:

  • Loads.

Email

  • Email anthony.barlow (at) gmail (dot) com to submit your questions for us or visit our Formspring

John Berna’s Words Of Wisdom

  • “Ladies, Being Pregnant is a problem, having your period is a blessing, so stop complaining about how bad it is.” – John Berna (2010)
  • John Berna’s Twitter

Where Can We Find You On The Internet?

Housekeeping

  • Go and read our stuff at Moon & Back Music
    • Films of Color – ‘Actions’ advance single review by Jonathan Whitelaw
    • Fake Problems – ‘Real Ghosts Caught On Tape’ advance review
    • Going Underground – Special Agent Set
    • Iron Maiden – ‘The Final Frontier’ album review by Jonathan Whitelaw
    • Dave McWane (Big D & The Kids Table) interview
    • We Were Promised Jetpacks gig review from Edge Festival by Natalie Deans
    • Blink-182 gig review from Glasgow SECC by Natalie Deans
  • Coming Up
    • Bad Religion gig review from Academy 2, Manchester
    • Get Up Kids gig review from The Dog & Partridge, Bolton
    • Matt Skiba – ‘Demos’ album review
    • Next installment of Going Underground
  • @Mandbmusic on Twitter
  • This week’s music is provided by the Vitamin String Quartet
    • Can you guess which songs they’ve covered?

Podcast :: Under The Bridge – Episode 4: If We Don’t See You Through The Week, We’ll See You Through The Window

“Hey look, that’s Marilyn Manson. He’s got shit loads of money. Let’s suck on his dick” – Ian Critchley

This is episode 4 of Under The Bridge and after we’ve solved one problem, we run into another. The sound quality is better, but Anthony had his microphone too close to his mouth. Apologies for the perverted heavy breathing. This week we talk a lot about Epitaph’s bands, Anthony talks about Real Ghosts Caught On Tape and we attempt to further beat the dead horse that is illegal downloading.

Music this week comes from Monster-0. The tracklist is as follows:

  • ‘Terminator Vs. Robocop’
  • ‘Ryan Writes Plays’
  • ‘Never You Mind’
  • ‘Burt Bacharach Was Right’
  • ‘Keep Me Informed’
  • ‘Doubt It’
Thanks to Matt Volp for the wonderful False Conundrums artwork.

Go on, have a listen:

Under The Bridge – Episode 4: If We Don’t See You Through The Week, We’ll See You Through The Window


Under The Bridge Podcast  – Episode 4: If We Don’t See You Through The Week, We’ll See You Through The Window
With: Anthony Barlow & Ian Critchley
Guests: N/A

News

  • Weezer sign to Epitaph
    • New album ‘Hurley’ coming soon
    • What an awesome album cover
  • Bad Religion compilation on the way
    • Very few details
    • Fake Problems on the record
  • Greg Graffin to release new book
    • Anarchy Evolution
    • Out Sept. 28th
    • Coming out alongside new BR album ‘The Dissent Of Man’
  • Set Your Goals headline dates – more to be announced
    • Liverpool Academy – Dec 8th
    • Leeds Cockpit – Dec 11th
    • Northampton Soundhouse – Dec 14th
  • Jimmy Eat World announce UK dates – more dates to come. No Manc date!
    • Nov 13 – Norwich UEA
    • Nov 14 – Bristol Academy
    • Nov 17 – Belfast TBC
    • Nov 18 – Dublin TBC
    • Nov 19 – Glasgow Barrowlands
    • Nov 23 – Brixton Academy
  • Guns N Roses cancel Leeds/Reading?
    • Afraid not. What a piss take.
  • Jay-Z is the highest earning man in hip-hop
    • Made $63million in the last year according to Forbes
      • New album, tour, clothing line and investments
    • Top 20:
      • 1. Jay-Z: $63 million
      • 2. P. Diddy: $30 million
      • 3. Akon, $21 million
      • 4. Lil Wayne, $20 million
      • 5. Dr. Dre, $17 million
      • 6. Ludacris, $16 million
      • 7. Snoop Dogg, $15 million
      • 8. Timbaland, $14 million
      • 9. Pharrell Williams, $13 million
      • 10. Kanye West, $12 million
      • 11. Drake, $10 million
      • 12. T.I., $9 million
      • 13. Swizz Beatz, $9 million
      • 14. Eminem, $8 million
      • 15. 50 Cent, $8 million
      • 16 Young Jeezy, $8 million
      • 17. Common, $7 million
      • 18. Soulja Boy, $6 million
      • 19. T-Pain, $6 million
      • 20. Lil Jon, $5 million
  • Katie Price to launch iPod range
    • Sold through her website
    • Who buys this shit?
  • Marilyn Manson splits with fiancee Rachael Evan Wood
    • Seemed amicable
    • He went and got smashed the night after
      • Well done
  • Katie Perry Gatecrashes, all male, high school prom in Australia
    • Heard her song playing and went to investigate
    • Did a bit of karaoke
    • Apparently she was smashed
  • Smell like the Sex Pistols
    • Sex Pistols launch new perfume
    • What the fuck?
  • Bono’s started smoking again
    • Hopefully he’ll die quicker this way

Main Topic

  • Illegal downloading: A discussion.

What Anthony’s Been Listening To:

  • Fake Problems – Real Ghosts Caught On Tape
  • Monster-0
  • Rise Against

What Ian’s Been Listening To:

  • Joy Division
  • Charles Manson
  • Our Podcast
  • Fu Manchu

Emails

  • Hahahaha John Berna is amazing – Pete Sk
  • How do you guys get all of these interviews – Danielle via Formspring
  • Why did you put “Scoop!” at the end of your Monster-0 review. It really didn’t make any sense – Anon.

John Berna’s Ian Critchley’s Words Of Wisdom:

  • “Act like a ho, you get smacked like a ho”

Where Can We Find You On The Internet?

Housekeeping

Podcast :: Under The Bridge – Episode 3: Limited To 1,000 Hand Numbered Copies!

“I’ve had three cans of cider in a very short time, and I am angry” – Ian Critchley

So we’re back with a third episode. This week we talk even more shit, but it’s less drunken. Our main topic this week is on music awards and more Jonah Matranga stuff (there’s some awesome quotes for you). We’ve also got a lot of news to get through, a more current what we’ve been listening to and we actually have emails!

Also: Ian and I speak French, Ian expresses his love for Derek Perry and we have some Blink-182 skits in here too!

Go on, have a listen:

Under The Bridge – Episode 3: Limited To 1,000 Hand Numbered Copies!


Show Notes

Under The Bridge Podcast  – Episode 3: Limited To 1,000 Hand Numbered Copies!
With: Anthony Barlow & Ian Critchley
Guests: N/A

Hello and welcome to Episode 3 of Under The Bridge, the official podcast of Moon & Back Music. My name’s Anthony Barlow, assistant editor at Moon & Back. Moon & Back’s official drunkard, Ian Critchley is with me too. How’s it going?
So last week was more of a success than the last and we hope to continue that trend with the third episode. We also received a little bit of criticism and some kind words for, one, John Berna. More from him later on. First we’d better do the news, because there’s loads of it.

  • News
    • Frank Turner’s finished some demos!
      • New EP supposedly coming in November
      • New single ‘Try This At Home’ out now!
        • Get the 7” from Banquet Records
    • AC/DC to release new live album
    • Alice Cooper auditioning for freaks
    • The Starting Line confirm new tour
    • No word on any UK dates
    • The Misfits to play Reading/Leeds?
    • Nope. It was a misquote.
    • Chuck Ragan to support Gaslight?
    • It’s not like we know anything about this *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
    • Yellowcard are coming back
      • New album out early next year
    • Deadmau5 collapses on stage in Washington, DC
    • Lady Gaga avoids sex because she fears her creativity will suffer
    • No, it’s because she’s actually a bloke!
    • Justin Bieber is working on his memoirs
    • Argentina/Barcelona footballer, Lionel Messi to form Oasis cover band
      • This is the best news ever.
    • Fake Problems have won Moon & Back’s ‘Best Album Of 2010’ award, even before the album has been released.
  • Main Topic
    • Awards. Who gives a shit?
    • Sub topic: 10 Reasons: Why Jonah Matranga could get you laid
  • What Anthony’s Been Listening To (in chronological order, haha)
    • Fake Problems – ‘Soulless’
    • Jonah Matranga/Onelinedrawing
    • The Lawrence Arms – Apathy & Exhaustion
    • Blink-182
    • Myles Pereira
    • Alan Pownall
    • Marilyn Manson
  • What Ian’s Been Listening To
    • Above Them
    • Chillerton
    • Myles Pereira
    • Joy Division
    • Billy Talent
  • Emails
    • I think you guys should try and focus on more current releases in your ‘listening to sections’ – Chris Clark
    • Much love for John Berna – Anon.
  • John Berna’s Words Of Wisdom
    • “Better to cum on her than in her” – John Berna (2010)