THE only thing I’ve seen at an iMax was a feature film on pre-historic fish and fuck me, I thought that that was too much. Okay fair enough I didn’t duck and dive when a plesiosaur that looked like Susan Boyle at an all you can eat buffet swam at the screen, but that was only because of the pacifying soundtrack that came with the visual extravagance. Now I get to thinking: if that image was set to something hauled out of the depths of Bjork’s dark and mystical musical talent, then christ I think I’d think I’d been thrown onto an opium-induced stage of Byron’s mind fighting the Jabberwocky with Carol’s face and, shit(!), Susan Boyle’s body!
And ya know, I’d love to say that all this was just imagination, but that Icelandic genius has only confirmed the film will be roughly forty minutes long. So until more details are released, I could still be proved right…right?